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Friday, January 24, 2020

Some Animal Puns

I enjoy word play and puns.  I found some "Funny Animal Puns" at Your Dictionary, and want to share the humor. Hope you like them as much as I do.



Not feline well?  Call a purramedic.



He's not overweight, he's just a little husky.



Why are skunks so emotional? They are filled with scent-iment.



What is special about the eucalyptus tree in Australia?  It has exceptional koala-ties.



I thought my friend knew everything about tropical birds until I realized ... Toucan play at that game.



I can't believe a word you say.  It's all otter nonsense.



Where do monkeys go to drink?  The monkey bars.



What's the difference between a piano and a fish?  You can't tuna fish.



Sometimes I make fish puns, just for the halibut.




Want me to scale back on fish jokes?  Just let minnow.



Wool ewe be my friend? If you say yes, we'll have a relationsheep.




Ha Ha!!

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